Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Someone needs to make me laugh right now.

The Doc is in the Depths of Despair over Obama being elected. She's been listening to Rush and swearing like a sailor all morning. Lisa and I have been having a difficult time breathing in here. I asked if there was anything I could do for her and she said, "Slit my throat." I'm telling you, it's worse than Death's cold icy grip. I need sunshine and fresh air and a joke.

Please, someone tell me a joke.
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11 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 5, 2008 at 4:16 PM

    What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam"
    What did the wall say back?
    "Dumb bass"

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  2. The KatzboxNovember 5, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    Let me paraphrase Dennis Miller: I think the joke is someone with Limbaugh's metabolism being named "Rush"

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  3. Ms. LizNovember 5, 2008 at 6:41 PM

    Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"

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  4. Ms. LizNovember 5, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    No ?

    OK... Whats funnier than kicking a midget?

    NOTHING!!!!

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  5. samandhollyNovember 5, 2008 at 6:55 PM

    The funniest thing I've heard in a while:
    Sarah Palin was nominated for Vice-President!

    It's made me laugh for weeks!

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  6. colleeeenNovember 5, 2008 at 8:10 PM

    i am shocked that your holistic chiropractor is a Republican. it just seems like such a liberal sort of field.

    knock knock.

    who's there?

    Bessie, the interrupting cow.

    Bessie, th--

    MOOOOOOOOOO!

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  7. teresa pNovember 5, 2008 at 8:33 PM

    There are three rings in marriage:
    Engagement ring
    Wedding ring
    Suffering

    Hope you have a brighter day tomorrow.

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  8. ChrisNovember 6, 2008 at 5:37 AM

    I've got an entire CD of sunshine songs that I could send you. Maybe that would brighten your mood.

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  9. FishieNovember 6, 2008 at 10:02 AM

    What do you call a chiropractor for pets?

    An animal cracker.

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  10. GinaNovember 7, 2008 at 6:47 PM

    baskin robins'...enough said

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  11. Bronwyn JamesNovember 9, 2008 at 11:58 AM

    So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,
    "Hey, we have a drink named after you"
    and the grasshopper says,
    "You have a drink named Doug?"

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