Thursday, September 17, 2009

The T-Shirt

Colleen just sent me this link. Friends, I need this shirt. T-Shirts, in general, make me look tragic and frumpy. They're just not cut right and when you're chesty and hippy like me, you have to have a well cut shirt.

However, picture me at the gym chatting it up with the Cat Woman in that shirt. Picture me in nun-chuck class giving a 10 year old a concussion in that shirt. Picture me on an emergency trip to Wal-Mart for toilet paper in that shirt. (These are the only acceptable public places I will be seen in a t-shirt.) Would I not just be a beacon of light and happiness for the dreary world around me? It's a public service, owning that shirt.

10 comments:

  1. I just checked out the link, and I think you would look great in it!

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  2. But you better act fast, because apparently it is really exclusive:
    "This is a VERY limited edition and will only be available as a short run," the page says.

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  3. You would never be tragic and frumpy in that t-shirt.

    It would be epic.

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  4. I agree wholeheartedly! It might be a crime to NOT own a shirt like that once you know about it! (Unless you're a starving student like me.)

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  5. Please buy the shirt. It is truly amazing, and totally appropriate for any occasion.

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  6. The Big Bang

    The Hanging Gardens of Babylon

    The Eiffel Tower

    The Transcontinental Railroad

    Joseph Smith

    You in That Shirt

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  7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH how I laugh. I'm frightening small children (mine).

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  8. I'm having a really nice time picturing you doing all that stuff in that shirt. Thanks for the laugh!

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  9. I'm going to ask Gina to get me one.

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  10. Can you get the hat AND the tshirt? Classic! Love it

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