So, Pomona - urban. San Dimas - not so urban. We had some family friends who lived in San Dimas. They had a pool, which instantly made them People to Worship and Esteem. In the summer time my mom would drive us into San Dimas, which, as a 7 year old, was super far away. In reality, it was like 10 minutes away but we had to take a freeway to get there and freeways=super far away. We would get off the freeway and it would feel like we had been transported back to the Old West. Because San Dimas holds fast to the Old West theme. It is a city of horses. There are equestrian centers and large animal veterinary clinics everywhere. And all the store fronts look like they should be saloons or general stores, not yogurt shops. If a new route home blew my mind as a kid, imagine what a city straight out of Bonanza did to me.
Little did I know that many years later I would be working in San Dimas. And the more I drive around here the more I realize just how true to that Old West Theme the city is. Even new buildings going up have wood slat fronts. They seem to go to great lengths to make you want to put on your bonnet and hop in the buggy. So I wasn't exactly surprised yesterday as I was pulling out of the parking lot to find the LARGEST PILE OF HORSE POO EVER right in the middle of the drive way. I mean, it was a Mountain of Poo. I actually had to back up and go through another exit just to avoid it. When I came in to work this morning I could see that other cars had not been so fortunate in spotting it.
So I have to hand it to the city of San Dimas. You folks really not how to keep it real.
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keepin' it real in my neighborhood does not involve strategically avoiding horse poo and I live in near lots of actual farms. Hmmm...Go San Dimas. They are so one-upping us.
Thanks for the perspective...snow drifts probably don't look so bad at this point to the Midwest (ennbee excepted)...and they seldom smell bad and virtually never attract flies...
Did you ever get/hear "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" jokes?...cause living in Ohio, we would have been totally star struck visiting the town of San Dimas....
Oh hey! I just scanned down and noticed the books that you're currently reading...HELLO!!! David Sedaris-he's my gay crush...love him/have read EVERYTHING...and Oliver Sacks-he's my nerd crush. I just purchased his book, "Musicophilia; Tales of music and the brain" Yea...
Does the Circle K have a wood slatted front? I know Bill and Ted's was probably filmed on a backlot in Hollywood, especially now that I know that it's a cowboy town, but if I'm ever in San Dimas I will probably look around for the Water Loo (Lube?) and pop in at the mall because I love the movie that much. People in North Ogden also use a lot of horses, and occasionally you'll run across giant horse poo piles on the road. So I sort of feel your pain.
my question is, at what point after the 1960 incorporation of the city of san dimas did the city fathers decide to adopt an old west theme for all commercial construction? it reminds me of the movie roxanne when mayor fred willard tries to attract summer tourism by suddenly declaring the town german. anyway, i hate that san dimas looks like a hollywood western complete with indians that say "how", and am routinely amazed that i don't see snoopy anywhere since i often forget i'm NOT at knotts berry farm.
and i anxiously await the day the city planning commission meets and decides to change the city's theme to "bill & ted future utopia" (i bet they could get those statues from bill & ted university from a prop warehouse in the valley for a song!).
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