Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Boils and Stuff

1. I just texted Cynde, "Remember that one time we got caught in a hail storm with a bunch of German tourists overlooking Circus Maximus? Let's go back to Rome!" We were on our way to stick our hands in the Bocca della Verita when suddenly the skies opened and rain and hail poured down and the only cover we had was a cypress tree that we had to share with like 20 other people, which is silly considering that cypress trees give about zero coverage. But we all had shifted to one side of it to at least block the hail from pelting us.We just kept laughing at how ridiculous the whole thing was. It's one of my favorite memories from the trip.

2. Who wants to come light all of my stuff on fire? Or at the very least move it out to the dumpster for me. Because I really don't want to pack any of it. Did I tell you I'm moving to Chino? Katie and I are taking care of Mom and Dad's house while they're on their mission. I'm sure you'll hear me whine about how much I hate moving over the next month so I won't bore you now. But really, come and throw everything away for me, will you.

3. Here's a free tip: while preparing your seminary lesson about the plagues of Egypt don't look up pictures of them. Some are fine, like flies and hail. Frogs are comical. Lice makes you itchy. Locusts are disturbing. I mean, sweet land of liberty, can you imagine? Any large, winged bug is a nightmare. But you're really getting into horror territory when you look up boils and dead cattle. I couldn't stop looking at the pictures of boils. And they just kept getting worse the more I scrolled. And then I came across one of a butt covered in boils and I nearly died because a.) it was gross, and b.) I kept hearing Ouiser screaming, "He is a boil on the butt of humanity."

4. If you can believe it, I finished Graham Master Flash's stocking before his first Christmas. I've made all of my nieces and nephews stockings and most have had to wait several years. But because I have to pack up the World's Largest Felt Collection I thought I'd just buckle down and do it. So I watched many episodes of the Great British Baking Show (who else is watching this and don't you LOVE it?! Do you think we should stage an intervention for Ruby before she throws herself off a cliff because she didn't have a good bake?) and stitched my heart out.  I am amazed at how neat my stitched writing looks compared to my actual handwriting. It's my one true Lady of Elegant Leisure skill.

5. I snapped this picture the other morning of this palm tree, the moon, Venus, Jupiter, and Mars, which you cannot see but is there, I promise.  Everyone should start their day out with a little cosmic viewing.

3 comments:

Rach said...

1. How did the Germans smell? As a fellow short person I've smelled many a deoderantless European's armpit in a crowd. 2. Please wish your parents the best on their mission. Maybe Tim and I need to take a little trip out so he can move your stuff (he is our ward's designated heavy stuff lifter) and while he's hauling stuff you and I can go get ice cream. 3. Skin lesions of any type make me vomit a little. 4. I LOVE the Great British Baking Show! It's my new favorite. And yes, I want to give ruby a high five and play some van Halen for her to boost her confidence. I've been craving baked goods since I started watching that show. 5. Lovely picture!

Please enjoy... said...

Ahem, the Germans as well as most Europeans smell like Americans, deodorized... I had to chime in, mostly cause I'm short too. And European (half swiss half German).
I'll miss you girls up here, chino is alright, but it ain't upland 1st ward...

Please enjoy... said...

Ahem, the Germans as well as most Europeans smell like Americans, deodorized... I had to chime in, mostly cause I'm short too. And European (half swiss half German).
I'll miss you girls up here, chino is alright, but it ain't upland 1st ward...