Okay, so I'm going to show you this picture first to make it clear I was an adorable child.
That's me in the hat on my first birthday. And that's Gina, flashing her knickers.
Now that we have established that, here's another picture:
Gina's all "Look at my luxurious bangs." And I'm all, "Who stole my pork bun?" Because I have clearly morphed into a very angry 80 year old Chinese woman.

