1.) I would like for someone to please make me some chocolate chip cookies. Thanks you.
2.) A package came in the mail from Amanda the other day, wrapped in brown paper but no string. She apologized for that. It was a set of swively hula girls to keep Ruby St. Germaine company. I'm afraid that they will only make her fall further into despair. They are young and cute. She has a piece of oatmeal stuck in her hair.
3.) I was challenged at work to wear a different brooch every day this week. Challenge accepted! Today it was extended from Brooch Week to Brooch Fortnight.
4.) The local classical music station is having their semi-annual pledge drive which ends on Friday and the DJ said, "Please contribute on this, the antepenultimate day of the drive." And then I swooned. That is a great word, my friends.
5.) The book I'm reading now is such a drag. And the book I read before that was too. And the book before that. What I'm saying is, somebody please help me! I need you to recommend a book that KNOCKED YOUR SOCKS OFF. I'm not talking about an okay book. I'm talking about the type of book that was so good when you finished it you hugged it and bought it mink stole. I need a book worthy of fur! And.....GO.