Monday, December 17, 2012

I took to my bed

So I got the stomach flu AGAIN.  This is the third time in four months, and by far the worst. This begs the question - is a Russian spy conglomerate trying to off me? Because I sense foul play.  And it is well documented how much the Russians love to poison people.

Anyway, I was up all night long trying to not vomit.  And then I dragged myself out of bed and taught seminary - because my two other options were 1.) call someone at 4 in the morning to sub my class or 2.) call one of the other teachers and ask if they can take 25 more kids.  These seemed like total jerk moves so I went.  I will admit that there were multiple times throughout that class where I completely lost focus of what the kids were saying because I was trying not to pass out.  I made it home and crawled into bed and slept like the dead for many hours. I'm hoping that fooled the Russians and they'll leave me alone for a while.


Valerie said...

NOTHING worse.

Stephanie said...

I'm so sorry. Take care of yourself. I wish I was closer so I could nurse you back to health and put calming salves on your feet. At the least, it would keep the Russians away. Love to you!

Rach said...

What? And I wasn't anywhere near California. I can't believe you made it through an early morning seminary class. It's pulling amazing stunts like that that's making the Russians think you are some American Super Spy. I'm just saying. Get better.