So I got the stomach flu AGAIN. This is the third time in four months, and by far the worst. This begs the question - is a Russian spy conglomerate trying to off me? Because I sense foul play. And it is well documented how much the Russians love to poison people.
Anyway, I was up all night long trying to not vomit. And then I dragged myself out of bed and taught seminary - because my two other options were 1.) call someone at 4 in the morning to sub my class or 2.) call one of the other teachers and ask if they can take 25 more kids. These seemed like total jerk moves so I went. I will admit that there were multiple times throughout that class where I completely lost focus of what the kids were saying because I was trying not to pass out. I made it home and crawled into bed and slept like the dead for many hours. I'm hoping that fooled the Russians and they'll leave me alone for a while.