While slowly making our way up Main Street we overheard a conversation:
Old Guy: Hey, did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband today? It's all over the news.
Youger Woman: No. That's awful. Who was it?
OG: Um, I can't remember her name. Reese, maybe?
YW: Reese Witherspoon?
OG: No, not with her spoon. With her knife.
So it's corny but his delivery was perfect.
And then later that night, while in line at the Haunted Mansion we hear: "Hey, did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband?"
Same Old Guy! He is getting a lot of mileage off of that joke.