Add to my list of Things I Want To Do Before I Am Actually 80 Instead of Just Saying I Am:
Play the keytar.
This came about because Katie and I were...um...well, we were watching a little bit of the Osmond Reunion on PBS (Oh, like you weren't tempted when you passed by it.) and Donny busted it out when he sang Soldier of Love. It's like he's BEGGING me to put him on a stocking. Well, Donny, you got it. But you'll have to get in line. Richard Simmons is next.