A smattering of things I could blog about:
1.) There are some CHARACTERS on Project Runway this time around. Like Suede, who talks in 3rd person. As in, "Suede is an idiot." And that really tan guy with the greasy hair who adds "-licious" to the end of everything.
1a.) I would like to invite Heide Klum and Tim Gunn over for snacks. Michael Kors can come too but not Nina Garcia. I would be afraid of her saying my cookies were uninspiring. I would also like to have Tim Gunn record my voice mail message. I'm serious. If you know Tim Gunn, have him call me. And, Tim Gunn, if you're reading this, my birthday is coming up and this is what I want the most.
2.) Did you know that the recipe for Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco treat) originally came from an Armenian woman who had to flee the country during the genocide, leaving her two boys with a Greek family and walking across the Middle East with nothing but rags on her feet. I heard the story on NPR this morning and cried and cried. Knights of Columbus, I just remembered she was pregnant. Here come the tears again.
3.) There is a very strict "no perfume" rule in my office. In fact, it's so strict that if you come in with it on and you still smell perfumey after washing it off then we cancel your appointment. This is a rule I can get behind. So, let it be known, that if you have an appointment with me and show up with perfume or cologne on, I will cancel it. But, because we're friends, I will not charge you the $25 cancellation fee.