Whilst job searching on line I came across an ad that looked reasonable and well paying and I seemed qualified for and I was about to submit my resume when I got to the line that said, "This job will require you to interact with various departments on site, such as the Accounting department, the PR department, the Slaughtering/Processing department."
Pass.
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EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I did grounds crew at a building I never noticed at BYU until I mowed the strips of grass near it. It was across the street from the farm, and when you went inside (to get a drink of water, only if completely necessary) it smelled a lot like a beef jerky/BBQ sauce/raw meat combo. Gross. So, good call.
Are you kidding me? Do you know the posts you could mine from that thing? Oh...the animality!!!!
Just think of it all...right there in the Slaughtering/Processing Dept...
Big Jink in his coveralls and his painted orange tennis shoes.
Dirty Delilah, who "wouldn't be out there workin' if her momma had taught her how to make biscuits like a normal woman"
Clueless Norm, who feeds the cats that hang around, but on the sly because he doesn't want to get in trouble and "stir up Jink like back in the bad old days"...
But then again, maybe it's 2010 instead of 1950....
Good call....
I was more worried about the PR department!
Predators . . . all of them.
It got me thinking, though. I'm wondering what I would be O.K. with "interacting" with. What if they were slaughtering/processing cockroaches. It might be satisfying. Baby pigs and butterflies - not so much.
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