Guess who has returned. The Knight of Columbus!
He did not go into any details about his arrest and I did not ask (like I want to be tangled up in a legal hullabaloo.) But he did say that he felt compelled to serve us for our kindness in letting him park his car in our lot for a few days (WHILE HE WAS IN JAIL!). He asked if there was any way he could be of assistance, specifically in fighting off the college's blatant attempts to squelch our religious liberties. As if I'm going to give him any fuel for that fire. And also, what squelching? Our missionaries are on campus all the time and the only people harassing them are nutty students who think that Mormon's worship snakes. As far as I know our liberties seem to be doing okay.
He left a little disappointed. Poor Good Sir Knight. I should have asked him to take out the trash.