Thursday, March 5, 2009

For Vicki

My cousin Vicki was talking to Katie and told her to tell me that I need to post every day. Well, I'm sorry Vicki, but I think that's kind of excessive. I get tired of myself and I'm pretty sure that if I were to post everyday, you would get tired of me too. So, instead, I'm giving you a list of topics I could write about and what you can do is just read one a day and imagine how I would expound upon them:

1.) And now for the much anticipated answers to the grammar quiz:

1-a, 2-b, 3-b, 4-a, 5-b, 6-b, 7-a, 8-a, 9-b, 10-a, 11-b, 12-b, 13-a, 14-b, 15-a, 16-b, 17-a, 18-b, 19-b, 20-a, 21-b, 22-b, 23-a, 24-b, 25-a, 26-b, 27-b, 28-a, 29-b, 30-a.

2.) I'm pretty sure invisible midgets came and punched me in the back of my legs yesterday when I was at the gym because my hamstrings are KILLING ME. It seems the only logical explanation. Also in gym news: The Cat Lady has started coming in leopard print spandex. Awesome.

3.) Chiquita is CONVINCED that the Bachelor, the one who dumped that girl for that other girl, is gay and we spent the better part of the 8 o'clock hour discussing it. I don't actually watch the Bachelor so all of my information comes from very reliable sources, like US Weekly and Yahoo News and my sisters, Camille and Lindsay. But I have seen the part where he told that other girl that he dumped the first one and I'm pretty sure that he is certainly a jerk. I should point out here that I don't watch the Bachelor not because I have such high class taste in TV, but because I just can't bring myself to add another trashy reality show into my line up. My plate is full, people.

4.) Speaking of which, who's super pumped that America's Next Top Model is on again. It's like joy, in the form of crazy Tyra Banks, has returned to my life. Didn't you LOVE it when she came out dressed as the Goddess of Fierce? She is such a lovable loon.

5 comments:

The Katzbox said...

I love Tyra...she is the cure for most all of what ails us...GO MOMMA TYRA!!!! When oh when will they put that series on DVD??? I would own all of those cycles...ALL OF THEM...and you just know they would have groovy out-takes and behind-the-scenes stuff...YOU KNOW IT!!! 'cause how could they not with the two Jays?...I mean, REALLY!

I don't watch the Bachelor either but my son and daughter-in-law posted about it on their blog with his picture and one word under it, "chump"...nuff said....

The Katzbox said...

I forgot to mention how, once again, this a great post!....the Cat Lady in leopard print spandex...cause leopards are wearing synthetic skin now I guess, right?...

And the invisible midgets?...yea...those guys are my new excuse for EVERYTHING now....and thanks....

Rach said...

Oh my heck, I love Tyra. The whole goddess of fierce was sweet! Not quite as loony as last season's space outfit, but still pretty awesome. I did a post on the Bachelor, if you'd like to know my views on the controversy. Now I'm going to check my score on the grammar test.

Stephanie said...

I did very poorly on the grammar test. It brought back memories of a certain Business English class. I had to pass a very tough grammar test or, because of pre-requisites and such, I would have to stay in college another year. Passing was 75%. I had three chances. It was pass/fail and pass meant I would get the "A" I was getting on all my other assignments. Failing meant I failed the class. I failed my first three tests, went and talked with the professor and she "coached" me through three or four practice tests. I passed one of them. I went and took the final test and failed. I went sobbing to my professor and she allowed the practice test I passed to be the one that counted. Auuurg. What an ordeal.

Thanks for the memories.

Rach said...

I missed 2. I get my plural vs. single thingy mixed up sometimes. Oops. I blame the south.