There is a lot to be thankful for. I mean, really, a lot. And I'm not just talking about pie and stretchy pants here. I am a very lucky girl.
One of the things I am most grateful for are unintentionally funny people. To illustrate, here's a gem from tonight:
While sitting in a feast-induced coma my family ended up watching Wheel of Fortune and one of the contestants introduced himself thusly -
"Hi. I'm Andrew from Chicago. I have an adorable wife, an awesome cat named Squeemu, and I play the synthesizer." He later went on to say his favorite movie was Godzilla vs. Mothra and when he made it to the final round it was revealed he was wearing red skinny jeans.
I must have worked off at least half of my mash potato calories from laughing.
Dear Andrew from Chicago, I am thankful for you. Love, Rachel.