So the Olympics have only been done for half a day and I still have many hours saved on my DVR of unwatched events. And yet I already miss them. Come back to me!
Although it does not seem like it, other things happened besides a collection of sports we only care about every 4 years.
1.) Stacy and the kids surprised us with a week-long visit. It has been joyous. The Blessed Nephews are like two blond tornadoes, but incredibly funny. And Eliza is an angel with a button nose and dimples. Casey and Kylea also came for a couple of days and we did what we do best, which is sit around and laugh. And we had a sisters pedicure trip. Ah.
2.) Ben and I were pretending to be octopuses (wait, what was it? Octopodes!) while swimming and he demonstrated the many skills the octopus has. "JET PROPULSION!" He'd zip across the pool, "ARM STRIKE!" he'd sock me in the arm, "SUCTION CUPS!" he'd latch onto my face, "CAMOUFLAGE!" he'd attempt to sink to the bottom of the pool which was difficult in his life vest.
3.) Multiple earthquakes. But don't worry, just baby ones. They were appropriate because I always associate earthquakes with hot weather. And folks, it has been hot.
4.) So, so hot! So hot that our air conditioning decided to quit. And on its way out it was all, "See you later, losers! I hope you have fun turning into fruit leather while I'm gone." It is fixed now after two sweltering days and nights and I have erected a shrine around the thermostat, lest it feels under appreciated now that its working again.
5.) I developed a mysterious craving for cucumbers. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED! I'm sorry to scream but cucumbers are the one food I really, really don't like. So imagine my surprise when I found myself thinking, "Hm, a cucumber sounds pretty good right now." And then thinking, "I have to have a cucumber right this very minute!" What is wrong with me? No seriously, this is freaking me out. I made cucumber sandwiches for book club and woke up the next day excited to eat the left overs for breakfast. I think it's a tumor.