Dear Wealthy Benefactor,
When you finally show up could you please bring along with you someone who will do my laundry? Because, oh the drudgery of it all. I won't go into the details of how I currently have to lug my laundry across the parking lot to the laundry room and pay a dollar a load both for washing and drying. This will be a non-issue, as the house you get for me will be equipped with a very nice laundry room. But someone is still going to have to put away all those clothes. Someone is going to have to fold and iron and hang. And I'd prefer it if that someone wasn't me. I just can't bare it. I don't mind other household chores. I like to wash dishes. I don't mind dusting. I think vacuuming is kind of fun. Cleaning the bathroom isn't my favorite but even that gives me some sort of satisfaction. Not so with laundry. There's something so tedious about an enormous stack of clothes that have to be put away. The likes of which I am currently facing. I trick myself into putting clothes away by dumping the entire load onto my bed so I can't get in and hide from it. It's very effective in that it gets the job done but it also makes me want to cry a little. So, let's remedy this. Please put down Personal Laundress after Slurpee Machine on your list of immediate purchases.
Hugs and Kisses,