I went to the FedEx shop today to make some copies and while inside I was making my way around a corner where a couple was standing. It was a bit of a tight turn and I was trying to make my way behind them but as I walked up the man walked away and the woman, whose back was turned to both of us, started to turn around and, thinking that I was her husband, grabbed my butt. And then gave it a little squeeze and a pat. By the time she made it all the way around she realized her mistake and had the most priceless face I have ever seen. In an instant she went from confusion to realization to humiliation and finally, and gratefully, hysterical laughing. Naturally, I thought it was the funniest thing to happen to me in a long time. We both had to hold on to each other's arms to keep standing because we were laughing so hard. And she kept saying, really loud, "I can't believe I just grabbed a complete stranger's butt!"