Do you know when a really inconvenient time to get the stomach flu is? When you are in charge of a cub scout pack meeting and a girls camp pre-camp orientation on back to back nights. Yes, my friends, very inconvenient. I have spent the last 2 days trying my hardest not to vomit and/or pass out while talking to large groups of people. These past 48 hours have reaffirmed my belief in miracles, ginger ale, anti-bacterial wipes and my mule-headed determination to never throw up.