Because the World's Largest Felt Collection is about to eat my apartment.
It's 100 degrees outside and what am I thinking of? Christmas. Why? Because I miss eggnog. And also because Camille recently reminded me of how harried I was last December, up to my eyeballs in felt, and felt, and more felt. Oh, the felt. And she suggested that I send out the word now that if you're interested in a Custom Made Felt Thingy I'm taking orders.
In the past I've done laptop covers:
stockings (Note, I also do regular old stockings with Christmas trees and carolers, if that's what you're looking for.)
and dinosaur cake toppers, which, I suppose could be used as stuffed animals for small children if you don't have a cake to put them on
Basically, just let me know what you want (rachelknecht at gmail dot com) and I'll get back to you on the details and prices and then dive into the World's Largest Felt Collection and make it happen. Because I love you and want you to be happy. And because I don't want to be stitching felt until my fingers bleed on Christmas Eve.