1.) The Saga of the Neighbor's Parked Car continues. We're going on two weeks now. What would you do in this situation? I'm for restraint because in the long run, who cares. Except that I totally care!!! Katie suggested that maybe there's foul play involved. Some sort of scandal that made them flee in the middle of the night. Maybe it's time to get Flo involved.
2.) We had our ward Primary Program today. Every Mormon knows that this is the best Sunday of the year. It is always full of laughter and tears and kids with adorable speech impediments. I wish that every kid had a speech impediment up until the age of 6 and then it magically goes away.
3.) We had a Knecht family party last night. We took a hayride to say hi to the cows and pigs and to smell just how authentic nature is. So we're laughing and waving and putting straw between our teeth, just like real country folk. And then my uncle said, "And on your right are the cows who have a date with the butcher." Wah, wah.
4.) Is it some sort of Indian festival tonight? Because I've been hearing fire crackers go of periodically and just now there was a good 2 minutes of really loud Indian music playing somewhere in the neighborhood. Oh, and it's 11:00 o'clock at night! Turn it down, ya hoodlums! Or at the very least invite me over for samosas.
5.) Did you happen to see this picture posted on my family's blog? I will never get over my envy of Gina's luxurious hair. You will note that even at the tender age of 2 my bangs were giving me grief.