Oh give me a break!
For the second time this year my bank card number has been stolen. Blerg.
I caught it in time for them to reverse it but not in time for multiple overdraft charges to go through because they wiped out my account and kept on spending. Those will also be reversed but not for 10 days. And my card had to be canceled which will be super convenient when I travel to Phoenix tomorrow for the weekend. Hey, who wants to mug me in the airport? I'll have a lot of cash on me.
On a positive note, everyone I talked to at the bank was super helpful and sympathetic and quick to respond, which made me feel better. And I do feel very blessed that I discovered it today and not, say, tomorrow at the airport when my card is denied while trying to buy water.
I hope that whatever you bought at Brookstone is a dud and blows a fuse at your home. And I hope that whatever you got at McDonald's gave you food poisoning. You belong in prison.