Have you kids heard the commercial that's been on the radio lately? The one that goes a little like this:
Girl 1: Hey! Have you heard that Lipo-Zap is having a sale on muffin tops?
Girl 2: Oooh! I love muffin tops!
Girl 1: No not those kinds of muffin tops. The kind where fat hangs over the top of your jeans.
Girl 2: Ew!
Ew, indeed, Lipo-Zap. Ew, indeed. I want to run my car off the road every time I hear this ad.