Wednesday, October 24, 2007

A Proclamation to the World!

Henceforth, no person shall be allowed to talk on a cell phone while doing bathroomly things. Any person found in violation shall have to 1.) Flush said cell phone down the toilet, 2.) Clean said toilet, and 3.) Apologize for being so disgusting. All cell phone priveledges shall be stripped and a sign shall be placed around the offender's neck that says, "I talk on the phone while I pee. I'm gross!"


Rachel, Queen o' the Universe*

*I have not used the Queen o' the Universe title in some time but I feel like it's necessary if I'm making a proclamation. You don't have to kiss my ring or anything. Although a cookie would be nice.


Andrea said...

Amen sista!!!

Amanda said...

I actually talked to a guy about this once. He was an offender which is why I brought it up to him. He actually said to me 'It's not like anyone can tell.' Um...and why are we having this conversation then?

Karina & John Calderwood said...

I have to rat out my husband. He does this ALL the time. He also thinks that no one can hear. It is so nasty. Thankfully, he doesn't do it to me anymore. If I hear an echo while we are on the phone then I know he is about to do the shameful deed!

Liz the Poet said...

So, what brought this on? Who were you talking to? This always grosses me out.