Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Someone needs to make me laugh right now.

The Doc is in the Depths of Despair over Obama being elected. She's been listening to Rush and swearing like a sailor all morning. Lisa and I have been having a difficult time breathing in here. I asked if there was anything I could do for her and she said, "Slit my throat." I'm telling you, it's worse than Death's cold icy grip. I need sunshine and fresh air and a joke.

Please, someone tell me a joke.


Anonymous said...

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam"
What did the wall say back?
"Dumb bass"

The Katzbox said...

Let me paraphrase Dennis Miller: I think the joke is someone with Limbaugh's metabolism being named "Rush"

Ms. Liz said...

Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"

Ms. Liz said...

No ?

OK... Whats funnier than kicking a midget?


samandholly said...

The funniest thing I've heard in a while:
Sarah Palin was nominated for Vice-President!

It's made me laugh for weeks!

colleeeen said...

i am shocked that your holistic chiropractor is a Republican. it just seems like such a liberal sort of field.

knock knock.

who's there?

Bessie, the interrupting cow.

Bessie, th--


teresa p said...

There are three rings in marriage:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring

Hope you have a brighter day tomorrow.

Chris said...

I've got an entire CD of sunshine songs that I could send you. Maybe that would brighten your mood.

Fishie said...

What do you call a chiropractor for pets?

An animal cracker.

Gina said...

baskin robins'...enough said

Bronwyn James said...

So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey, we have a drink named after you"
and the grasshopper says,
"You have a drink named Doug?"