The Doc is in the Depths of Despair over Obama being elected. She's been listening to Rush and swearing like a sailor all morning. Lisa and I have been having a difficult time breathing in here. I asked if there was anything I could do for her and she said, "Slit my throat." I'm telling you, it's worse than Death's cold icy grip. I need sunshine and fresh air and a joke.
Please, someone tell me a joke.
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam"
What did the wall say back?
"Dumb bass"
Let me paraphrase Dennis Miller: I think the joke is someone with Limbaugh's metabolism being named "Rush"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"
No ?
OK... Whats funnier than kicking a midget?
NOTHING!!!!
The funniest thing I've heard in a while:
Sarah Palin was nominated for Vice-President!
It's made me laugh for weeks!
i am shocked that your holistic chiropractor is a Republican. it just seems like such a liberal sort of field.
knock knock.
who's there?
Bessie, the interrupting cow.
Bessie, th--
MOOOOOOOOOO!
There are three rings in marriage:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering
Hope you have a brighter day tomorrow.
I've got an entire CD of sunshine songs that I could send you. Maybe that would brighten your mood.
What do you call a chiropractor for pets?
An animal cracker.
baskin robins'...enough said
So a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey, we have a drink named after you"
and the grasshopper says,
"You have a drink named Doug?"
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