Found: One pair of sunglasses, owner unknown. I dug them out of my enormous bag a few weeks ago. I don't know how long they have been in there. The purse is vast. The Lost City of Atlantis could be hiding in there and I am clearly doing mankind a disservice by not cleaning the thing out more often. They are dark brown with a faint leopard print (cha, cha, cha), and as I don't own animal prints of any kind (I'm more of a sparkles girl) I'm pretty sure they're not mine. So, what I'm asking is, are they yours?
I should confess that this is not the first time objects that don't belong to me have been found in one of my bags. I once pulled out a mystery pair of thin silver hoop earrings. I wasn't exactly surprised because silver hoop earrings seem to sprout in my bags (at one time I had 3 pair in one purse) so I just chalked it up to magic and added them to my collection.