The management switched out our old bathroom lights for new energy efficient lights. Which is all well and good for the environment but is a tragedy for my self esteem. You cannot imagine how harsh these lights are. I feel like I'm being interrogated for espionage (I wish!) The pores on my face are casting shadows. This zit on my cheek looks like the Mt. Everest of blemishes. My nose is twice it's normal size. I suppose it will come in handy when I'm plucking my eyebrows but I'm afraid I'm going to show up to work tomorrow looking like Norma Desmond because who knows how my make-up will look in this light.
Dear Flo, please bring back the dim energy-sucking lights! I'm sure you're 90 year old face would agree with me. Hugs and Kisses, Rachel.