Here's who you see at the gym on Valentine's Day:
My gym: the type of guys women wisely stay away from. Not because they're unattractive but because they scream at the TV when UFC is on and the only words they know are the four-letter kind, "dude", and the phrase, "My hammies are totally shredded."
Katie's gym (an all women's place): bitter women. The kind who when they hear "Happy Valentine's Day!" reply, "Oh, is it? Is it REALLY?"
Happy Valentine's Day you lovely, lovely people.