Things I saw on late night TV in between the hours of 11pm and 2am during a failed attempt at falling asleep which made me think that I may have actually fallen asleep and was having either a lovely dream or a terrifying nightmare:
1.) Richard Simmons on Dave. His white man afro is a powerful force to be reckoned with. Strangely, I was more afraid of the picture Dave showed of him in a suit then I was of him wearing his usual tank top and shorty shorts on the show.
2.) Sondre Lerche on Dave. Lindsay turned me on to him a few years ago and his songs are entirely sing-along-able.
3.) Jake Gyllenhaal on Conan. His full beard makes him look like a German mathematician. Had my teacher looked like him I probably would not have failed Geometry.
1.) Richard Simmons on Dave. His white man afro is a powerful force to be reckoned with. Strangely, I was more afraid of the picture Dave showed of him in a suit then I was of him wearing his usual tank top and shorty shorts on the show.2.) Sondre Lerche on Dave. Lindsay turned me on to him a few years ago and his songs are entirely sing-along-able.
3.) Jake Gyllenhaal on Conan. His full beard makes him look like a German mathematician. Had my teacher looked like him I probably would not have failed Geometry.
4.) Former Mexican president Vicente Fox on Craig Ferguson. It was a battle over who had the most luxurious accent.
5.) Carson Daly. Why does his head remind me of Guy Smiley?
6.) Pastor Melissa Scott – widow of that crazy TV evangelist who, while alive, wore those child molester tinted glasses and wrote gibberish all over a white board. She was singing. Possibly in tongues.
7.) Bob Ross, whose white man afro kicks Richard Simmons’ to the ground and calls it names, painting a happy little mountain vista. His soft and gentle voice was finally what put me to sleep. Thanks Bob. I owe you.
5.) Carson Daly. Why does his head remind me of Guy Smiley?6.) Pastor Melissa Scott – widow of that crazy TV evangelist who, while alive, wore those child molester tinted glasses and wrote gibberish all over a white board. She was singing. Possibly in tongues.
7.) Bob Ross, whose white man afro kicks Richard Simmons’ to the ground and calls it names, painting a happy little mountain vista. His soft and gentle voice was finally what put me to sleep. Thanks Bob. I owe you.************************************************************
On an entirely unrelated note: Laura may have celebrity sightings but I have celebrity commenters. Well, I should probably say "celebrity" in this case. Bean, from the Kevin and Bean show, posted a comment on my other blog. I'm going to believe that it's actually him and will now tell everyone that we're BFF.
4 comments:
Ok, this I need proof of my love. You can't just claim Magic Beans:)
I know, doesn't Richard Simmons seem fictional?
-Emmy
hahaha--I totally agree that shocking as it sounds, Richard Simmons in a suit would be way more alarming than him in his disturbing tank top and short-shorts.
I think I could give Richard Simmons and Bob Ross a run for their money in the white person afro department!
And...if certain people are doubting the validity of some of my celebrity sighthings due to lack of proof - then I think you should have to prove your celebright commenter. For instance...how are you advertising your blog in such a way that the real Bean would find it?
Well Rachel, I think that commenting on his loud breathing might set you back a notch from being Bean's best friend. Hopefully not!
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