Bad Idea

I didn't have enough time this morning to sit and eat breakfast so I made 2 pieces of toast with peanut butter and jam (natch) and made them into a sandwich and wrapped it in a paper towel and headed out. Only that when you do that the peanut butter and jam get all melty from the warmth of the toast so that when you bite into it they kind of ooze out. Which is not really a bad thing, except for when you're driving. Because what does toast create, besides a warm glowly feeling deep in my heart? That's right, crumbs. And where do those crumbs land while I'm driving and eating? On my chestal area. So what do I logically do? Wipe them off. And what did I not realize was on my hands? Jam. And what does my shirt look like now? A first grade finger painting project. Classy!