Friday, January 25, 2008

Sweating with the Cat Woman

I was at the gym last night and saw a woman come in who looked like she was working her way towards this:Her lips weren't quite this large but she had the same eyes, nose, cheeks, brow and look of desperation and lunacy. Oh, and she had a 4 foot long pony tail of gray scraggily hair sprouting out of the top of her head. She was going so fast and hard on the eliptical that I was pretty sure she was trying to change the earth's rotation in an attempt to turn back time like Superman.

Ah, crazy people. How I love you.

10 comments:

Chris said...

I think I'm going to have nightmares from that picture.

Laura said...

When that picture came up, it made me sort of gasp. It scared me!

themayerfamily said...

This story takes me back to my days of living in las Brisas with the cat lady upstairs--Moobie. PS, I think I saw her daughter (not really, but just figurativerly speaking) in Targer the other day. I don't think I have ever noticed a butt lift before. I'm not sure how I feel about facial plastic surgery

Nicole Bullock said...

This lady reminds me of a man I saw a few weeks ago...he was wearing a wife beater and hot pants, getting out of his '84 Camaro. If you can believe it, he looked like a cariacture of a cross between Mick Jagger and Homer Simpson.

Rac said...

Yikes. Yikes.

Gina said...

Rachel, You are not allowed to post pics like this anymore, or I will protest the blog. That is so creepy and scary. I have to shower now to get the ick off.

trixfiend said...

That's just wrong. All I have to contend with at the gym are the two women with fake breasts. I call them the Booby Twins...but maybe it should be the Booby Quadruplets.

The B3 Sutters said...

that's probably the scariest thing I've ever seen. And I've given birth.

Can you email me???

Andrea said...

I've seen the cat lady before! When I was living at home I'd see her at the nearby Stater Bros probably stocking up on Fancy Feast.

Chris said...

Rachel, I love your blog, but PLEASE, take down this photo and put up a picture of a real cat or maybe Julie Numar (aka Catwoman, aka Dorcas). I literally get freaked out when I see this one.