My apartment is haunted, by a slob.

Happy Friday. How about a laugh? How about two?

This morning Colleen sent me this.

And yesterday Cynde sent me this:



I'm sensing a theme.

In other news:

1.) Someone texted me last night and this morning with the same message "Hey cooki3 monst3r" I don't recognize the number (this is not unusual as I only know my parents and, on occasion, my own.) but I'm pretty sure it's from Elmo. This is not the first time I've been confused as a monster shoving cookies in her face.

2.) I can now play "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on the ukulele. I chose this one because it was the first link that came up when I googled "ukulele tabs". The next song I want to learn: "Dancing Queen". I also need to start learning Christmas songs so my cousin Allie and I can rock the ukes at the Knecht Family Christmas Extravaganza this year. Although, considering the crowd at that party Dancing Queen would be just as appropriate.

3.) There's a ghost in my apartment who keeps leaving her accessories lying about. Remember the sunglasses I found a few months back? I still don't know who they belong to. And now there is a mysterious old necklace we found on the floor by the kitchen. I don't know who this ghost is or why she's hanging out but I'm getting a little tired of always picking up after her.