Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Two Unrelated Open Letters

Dear Channel 13,

What you did last night to White Christmas was a crime, a shame, a disgrace! I expected it to be edited for time but you cut out ALL of the good musical numbers. The Best Things Happen While You’re Dancing, Snow, Choreography, half of Minstrel Show – all gone! And what did you leave us? Count Your Blessings Instead of Sheep. The one song I always fast forward. Sure, you still kept in Abraham and Love, You Didn’t Do Right By Me but that’s not enough. I think you owe Christmas an apology.

A little bitter,

Deal Temporary Co-Worker,

Please stop talking to me. I’m serious. You’re talking too much. And entirely about things I don’t care anything about. I really mean it. I was pretty sure that I was doing the universal sign for I Don’t Care with my “Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh..” But you didn’t pick up on that. You’re driving me crazy.



Andrea said...

I can't believe they cut all that out. How long did it end up being, a half hour?

Gina said...

Regarding your co-worker...do like Liz does and put in earphones. That way, she thinks that you are listening to something. :)

Amanda said...

and then singing some funny made up songs. Then she'll just think you are weird and avoid you on purpose. You are strong enough to deal with a reputation!

Laura said...

I agree about the co-worker thing. I thought that if you kept looking at your computer,kept typing, looked like you were really concentrating, and didn't make eye contact with them at all, that people would get the hint that you were busy! No such luck!

Heather said...

You know, that seems to be a universal problem--some people just dont get that they aren't the center of everything...Maybe they just like the sound of their voice, or maybe they cant stand silence...Either way, they should stay far away from us "normal" people!