Dear Everyone Who Reads This Blog,
It's the one year anniversary of this blog. Aren't you so excited? Like possibly it's the greatest day of your life? Ever? Yeah, me too.
Let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we?
Remember that time I watched Maynard the Slightly Retarded Dog? Or when I almost died driving to Arizona. And my explanation for my Deep and Abiding Love for Wayne Newton. And my letter to Jennifer Lopez. How about my feud with Wal-Mart. And all those funny stockings. Knights of Columbus, it's been a good year.
Thanks to everyone who comes to visit. Imagine me handing out chocolates and hugs.
Hugs and Kisses from your Best Pal,
P.S. I put a load of new reviews up on the other blog. If you haven't had enough of this, take a gander.