Monday, July 6, 2009

Danke Schoen

You will NOT BELIEVE where I am going next week!
Cynde and I are going to San Manuel Indian Casino to see Wayne Newton!
Are you dying? Because I'm dying. I can't stop giggling over it. It's only the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
And I owe it all to my super awesome sisters. Katie saw it advertised at the newspaper and got on the phone with the gals and got me some tickets for an early birthday present. And then she called Cynde up and asked her to come out for the occasion. And then on Saturday, as I was chopping pineapple, the entire fam had suddenly gathered around me and presented me with two tickets and two pairs of very disturbing/amazing bedazzled granny panties to throw at him, should the mood strike, which, I'm sure it will.
They apologized for it not being in Vegas but I'm pretty sure that seeing him at an Indian casino may be even funnier.
I mentioned that my nephews showing up at my door step was the best surprise ever. This is a close second.
Thanks ladies! Knecht Girls Rock!
(Speaking of which, today is the last day for voting. (Has this lasted 18 years or what?) Vote early and often. Have I mentioned that I think you're wonderful?)


Jeanette said...

you are an 80 year old lady! I can't wait for details of the concert! What a great bday surprise!

The Katzbox said...

Have fun! Your family does, indeed, rock....

Amanda said...

I couldn't be happier for you! I know this is a long awaited dream come true. Enjoy and fling those panties.

Rach said...

You do have amazing sisters. It's just an extraordinary family altogether. I am looking forward to pictures from the concert. Could you please include a picture of the bedazzled granny panties? I just wish I could be there with you. I know it will be amazing.

Stephanie said...

I second you showing the picture of the bedazzled granny panties. I don't know if I will ever be able to get that image out of my head.

Have so much fun - take lots of pictures and make sure to wait until a completely inappropriate time to fling those panties. You and your sisters Rock!

Anonymous said...

As someone who wears bedazzled granny panties for everyday wear, I wish you nothing but good times seeing the Newt.

And YES. This was the longest contest in the history of time. The presidential election was shorter.

Anonymous said...

Oh for pity's sake. I don't know how to leave comments. Because I'm 89. In the gramma panties. That previous comment was from me, June, over at Bye Bye Pie. Yeesch.

The one good thing about said 100 Years Contest is that I found new blogs!

Gina said...

Rachel, You must post a picture of the panties. They're hilarious, if I do say so myself. They're awesome and disgusting all at the same time.