For about an hour yesterday afternoon my bedroom was under attack. I was sitting in my reading chair when I noticed something crawling across my window sill. Something winged but not really flying. And then I saw another. And another. So I opened the blinds and saw the horror. Hundreds of winged crawly things were swarming the top of my window screen, desperately trying to get in. I shut the window and did a quick scan of the room and noticed that a few dozen had breached the barricade and were moving across my ceiling like the Spanish Armada. Who knows what they were after. Possibly the Otter Pop stash. I got right to business. Crawling bugs I can handle. Had they been using their wings I would have had to move to Australia. I pulled out the vacuum and sucked them all up. And then, armed with nothing by my wits and a can of Raid, I opened the window and took out the majority of them through the screen. This is what was left.