Things that make me look like my body has been put on top of two brown and serve sausage links:
1. Skinny jeans
2. Brightly colored skinny jeans
3. Brightly colored stretchy jeans
4. Cuffed skinny jeans
5. Cuffs of any kind
6. Any form of capri/pedal pusher/cropped pants
7. Shorts
8. Genetics
1 comment:
Clearly I'm way behind on blog reading. And commenting. But, as a short, short-waisted woman, amen to the whole list. Skinny jeans shouldn't even exist. Also, goucho pants, kuhlahts (sp?), and anything that hits mid-calf. Sadly, I own some capris that hit there, because my ankles get too hot. I hate clothes shopping. Except for skirts. They are forgiving and come in many colors and lengths, unlike jeans, which tend to stick to stupid trends. That is all.
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